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churmandurr:

cuttlefishculler:

sinbadism:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

mcdonald’s used to sell hot dogs

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