Travis: Do you guys remember when I had the lizards?
Griffin: You had lizards?
Travis: You don't remember that brief period where I had the aquarium up in my attic room, with the two, like, red lizards in there? You don't remember that?
Griffin: I don't remember you had lizards!
Travis: Somebody gave me a box of some lizards when I was in elementary school. I didn't have'em very long, I wasn't very responsible. They were already pretty old when they were given to me folks, don't worry at home. Um, but I remember thinking this may be the best trade-off of pet-to-owner interaction level, of like...even better than fish, the low level I must commit to enjoy these lizards being in this glass box.
Griffin: I gotta know more about this person that gave you a box and said here's two very old lizards, will you help them die Travis? Will you help these old lizards find their way to Jesus?
Travis: I wish I could remember more salient details of this lizard exchange, but honest to god the only thing I can remember is coming home one day from like, some kind of practice, and mom and dad being like, "Hey sorry, your lizards are dead." And I walked into my room where they were in the aquarium and I poked them and they started running around and I looked at mom and dad and they were like, "I swear they were dead like ten minutes ago!"
Justin: Thank you for calling Travis McElroy's Lizard Hospice. Uh, we do have - we try to provide the most calming sort of spiritual experience for your lizards to, uh, feel free to let go. That's the main thing we try to achieve here.