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Oh my god.

kintatsujo:

nathanielthecurious:

Yesterday I passed a group of four young girls selling cookies on the corner.
“Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?” asked one of them, who was probably twelve or thirteen.
Thinking this was a funny opportunity to quote the Adams Family, I asked, “Are they made with real Girl Scouts?”
The girl didn’t miss a beat. “Oh yes,” she said, “The little ones taste best.”

You should NEVER test little girls on that road because they will absolutely take you down it

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